We don’t mean to be negative, but we do believe in being smart with our money. But that doesn’t mean we don’t like to check out some splurge-worthy items now and then, especially when those items may just improve our sex lives.
Gwyneth Paltrow may think it’s worth it to sell a $15,000 24-karat-gold dildo. We’re not the only ones in this fascination. We were presented with an entire world of luxury vibrators, masseuses, and other sex toys by Gwyneth Paltrow when she spoke about her favorite sex toys on goop last spring. This world is far beyond the gold dildo.
We decided to gather more sex toys at jaw-dropping prices. These range from a 24-karat-gold-plated clitoris stimulator, to a glass butt-plug with a real fur tail, to a glass butt-plug with a real fur tail. Some of the prices they charge make sense in a strange way. A vibrator with nearly 30 diamonds inside it is going to be costly. But there are some that left us scratching our heads (a bullet that goes for $245 better be really good at its job).
Browse these sex toys to see the best. Were you looking for a luxury toy that isn’t listed here? Please let us know by leaving comments.
LELO YVA, $3900.00
This luxurious 24-karat-gold massager is perfect for high-temperature play. The stainless steel version is available for $2,890 if you are in a budget phase.
Luz De La Riva Maleva and Malonga Chinese Ben Wah Balls, $500.00
These Ben Wah weighted agate stones Ben Wah balls will help you practice your kegels with style
Agent Provocateur Crystal Cuffs, $675.00
These dainty-as can-be cuffs, which cost $675, are better for display than for actual restraint.
Betony Vernon Petting Ring, $1350.00
You can wear this ring on your index and thumb fingers. The metal plating between will give you a new sensation. Or, you know, use it as an accessory for your Christina Aguilera Halloween costume.
Crave Duet Lux Vibe, $349.00
This vibrator, which is gold-plated, can hold up to 16GB of data. It also has “battery intelligence”, which alerts you when it’s low on charge.
Hawthorne Lifestyle Luxury Love Swing, $575.00
Let’s face it, you should be willing to spend a little more on a suspended sex swing. Safety is always the first priority.
Luz De La Riva Bacan C-Ring, $575.00
You can purchase a unique, silver cock ring for the same price as a whole sex swing. It comes in a lamb’s wool-lined, leather pouch.
Svakom Luna & Selene Vibrating Bullet with Remote, $245.00
Is it really $245 to refresh in a world where most bullet vibrators’ prices stay within the double digits? We are the only ones who can say no.
Eroscillator 2 Gold, $499.00
The Eroscillator boasts multiple attachments and an endorsement from Dr. Ruth.
LAmourose Rosa Rouge Heat Up G-Spot Vibrator, $207.99
The vibrator conforms to your body to hit your G-spot precisely. While cheaper vibrators can achieve this, this one can heat up to 107°. Are you still tempted?
