Luz De La Riva Parda Stone Dildo, $345.00

This dildo is made from natural volcanic ash and hand-poured in Argentina.

Coco de Mer Emmeline USB Rechargeable Pleasure Wand, $249.99

This vibrator’s gold band and hourglass shape scream luxury. This is how we imagine a Disney princess vibrator looking.

Agent Provocateur Rosalina Eyemask, $335.00

This lace blindfold looks amazing, but it doesn’t seem like it would have any real effect.

Crystal Delights Black Fox Crystal Minx Real Fur Tail Plug, $119.95

This handcrafted, customizable (bulb size and length) glass butt plug is adorned with real black fox fur – which will require some upkeep.

Jimmy Jane Eternity, $3250.00

The pure platinum vibrator has a 28-diamond band around the tip. Babeland says it is a favorite of Kate Moss.

Nexus Revo Stealth Remote Controlled Rotating Silicone Prostate Massager, $249.99

The remote-controlled prostate massager vibrates and rotates. It can also be controlled remotely, giving you plenty of stimulation options for solo or partner play.

Agarscents Bazaar Perfume of the Shaman,$149.95

Sorry, science is here to say that no amount of money will ever make a “pheromone perfume” worth it.

LELO EARL, $2590.00

Lelo calls this butt plug a “gentlemen’s plug”. It also comes with matching cufflinks. This is James Bond’s favorite plug, and we’d wager a lot.

Womanizer Deluxe, $219.00

This toy simulates oral sex by delivering vibration and suction to your clitoris.

Tantus Hoss, $241.00

This dildo has been praised by reviewers as “mind-blowing” or “amazing” by customers. If you are looking for an 11-inch dildo that is well-made, it might be worth the investment.